As many guys will know or soon learn if they are visiting Magaluf for the first time, the toilet attendants at the various bars and clubs have a list of sayings. Some of these will have you cringing and others take concentration not to laugh so hard you mess up your shoes.
Here is a quick run-down of the infamous sayings from the various toilet attendants across Magaluf in no particular order…
- No splash, no gash
- No spray, no lay
- No Armani, no punani
- Wash your fingers for the mingers
- No Armani Code ya dont shoot the load
- No Cologne ya go home alone
- Clean your toes for the hoes
- No soap, no hope
- No tissue, no issue
And last but by no means least…
To the tune of ‘london bridge is falling down…
“Freshen up for de punani, punani, punani; freshen up for de punani; we love p u s s y”
Please feel free to let us know of any sayings you think are worthy here.
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no sponge no clunge
no spray no lay, no spray no lay, no spray no lay, no spray no lay, Freshen up up up!!!
no joop no hoop
no davidoff no getting sucked off
N0 Lynx no minx
no aftershave, you go home with dave!
no boss, no toss!
no 1 million no brazillian
no calvin clein no sexy time
no wash no nosh
no paco roban you go home with a man
no 1 million no brazillian
no calvin clein no sexy time
no wash no nosh
no paco roban you go home with a man
no spendy no wendy