As many guys will know or soon learn if they are visiting Magaluf for the first time, the toilet attendants at the various bars and clubs have a list of sayings. Some of these will have you cringing and others take concentration not to laugh so hard you mess up your shoes.
Here is a quick run-down of the infamous sayings from the various toilet attendants across Magaluf in no particular order…
- No splash, no gash
- No spray, no lay
- No Armani, no punani
- Wash your fingers for the mingers
- No Armani Code ya dont shoot the load
- No Cologne ya go home alone
- Clean your toes for the hoes
- No soap, no hope
- No tissue, no issue
And last but by no means least…
To the tune of ‘london bridge is falling down…
“Freshen up for de punani, punani, punani; freshen up for de punani; we love p u s s y”
Please feel free to let us know of any sayings you think are worthy here.
